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A/N:  Obviously I based this off of the beginning of South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut.  Not so much this chapter, but the next chapters will have explicit language, but then again, it's South Park. Do I really need to post a warning?  Anyways, enjoy dear readers.  :) It's Sunday morning, and like most Sunday mornings, you sat in the living room playing with your toys.  Your mom and dad were sleeping in late, so you took that as an opportunity to watch the Terrance and Phillip Show.  It was your favorite show, but you're not allowed to see it, simply because it had naughty language and you were only 8.  About a half hour later, you here a k

Chapter One: Gifts & Intuitions The Stahlbaum family was quite baffled when Clara, wearing only her coat and shoes, still in her night gown, ran out of the house, heading for the village's square. Even the girl's kitten Pavlova, watched through the frosted window with worry. Clara's older sibling, while being courted by Eric, caught sights of her sister rushing off without a glance. Louise: Clara? Clara?! But the child was too distraught to stop running. Louise clung to her beau's arm and pleaded with her eyes. The tall young man gave his usual confident smile. Eric: Don't fret, Louise. I'll go and bring Clara home. Louise: Oh, Eric, t